

i guess this is supposed to look like piles of gold but tbh it looks like piles and piles of cheeto dust
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One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
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“What is Columbia if not another ark, for another time.”
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